The mousetrap

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. What food might this contain?' The mouse wondered . He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning:

There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!'

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, 'Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.'

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, 'There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!' The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.'

The mouse turned to the cow and said 'There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!' The cow said, 'Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose.'

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap . . . alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail was caught by the trap. The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital, and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock.

To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.

So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember ----when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

6 TIPS TO GETTING ANY WOMAN YOU WANT. (swearing and bad language advice)

 

1.) Have confidence.

Stop walking around with your head down like a little bitch.
Stop walking around the bar with your drink up by your chest,
like it's a wall to protect your virginity. Have a smile
when you walk in the room, enter every action with bold
audacity and don't be a timid little bitch.

2.) Have your shit together.

It's a huge misconception that you have to be rich to
get a hot girl. Wrong!! I see broke people with girls all
the time. Doesn't mean you should be broke though.
It's nice to have goals. I am telling you straight up
all a woman wants in a guy financially is to have enough
money where he can pay his own bills and shit. Simple as
that. They don't care if you aint rich.
Just don't be asking them for shit.
I mean for real son, that's just lame.

3.) Know how to have a conversation.

That's right!! Just be fucking normal man!! Stop being all
strange and making shit awkward. Just talk to her like you
would anybody, so she can feel comfortable with your dumb ass.
Make her laugh, listen when she talks, have some intelligent
shit to say. Don't just stand there and shake your head like
a fucking tool, and don't just stand there and talk about yourself
like a fucking D-bag either. If you can have a decent conversation
without making yourself seem like a fucking idiot, you're all set.
Looks don't mean shit either, as long as you don't look like some
grotesque bag of lumpy gump. Just have a decent hair cut, clean and trimmed fingernails and brush your fucking teeth. Chew some gum or something if you got to.
Chicks love gum too, so always have some to give to her and shit.

4.) Let them know you want it.

So Many guys always say, "ignore the bitch and she'll come to you"
WRONG!!! Women don't need you bro!! They're women. They can get it from anybody they want. If you want a girl, let her know. They want to know you want them and they also want to know you have the balls to tell them. That whole ignore shit might work when you're rich and famous or some shit, but if you go out to a bar and ignore chicks, watch what happens! You won't be getting laid son! The second she notices that you think she's hot, you have 2 minutes to get your ass over there and talk to her or you look like a creep. Be a fucking man bro. For real.

5.) Be about something.

Girls don't like boring ass motherfuckers. Have an interesting thing about yourself.
Be about something. Just don't be some bored, dumb ass, idiot who sits around his house with no ambition. Have a cool hobbie. Have a skill or something. Have a talent or something. Just don't seem so god dam boring and plain. There's gotta be something cool about you.
Give the girl something to tell her friends at least, man. Something that seperates you from the rest of every lame ass guy she could be with.

6.) Don't be extremely anything.

Don't be extremely nice, don't be extremely assholish!! Chicks don't like either. Just be nice enough to keep her from leaving, and a jerk enough to keep her from thinking your wrapped around her finger. Simple as that. Balance. Good luck.